”The size of your clenched fist is approximately the same size as your heart.”
So remember kids. Semes don’t just have yaoi hands; They’ve got yaoi hearts as well.
wow, fame sure has changed Harry.
Jewels I found while studying pre Middle Age art history:
Confused “Why do I have two hands?”
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage
Anonymous asked: I’m really curious what Kili and Fili would look like in the modern AU as womenquite hot, i guess
"hey have you seen this thing on tumb-"
Yes. I’m wasting my life on this shitty website and it’s more than likely that i’m already sick of seeing whatever it is you want to show me
"In early June I took home a kitten and was worried about introducing him to my ferrets. Watch him grow up with them."
Photos/caption via Imgur (full album HERE)
OH NO THE COMBINATION OF FERRETS AND CATS, MY ONE TRUE WEAKNESS
i dont care about how annoying y’all fuckers think children are if i ever hear about you being needlessly mean or actually hurting a kid ill find you
vittuku pelaan simssii ikkunassa ja sit aattelen tsekkaa jotain netistä ja unohan et peli oli kesken :( meen takas ni sossu hakenu koirat ja lapset ja talo palanu
vittu tätä peliä
do you ever think about how weird sleeping is like your body just gets so sluggish it shuts down and you enter a state of unconsciousness where you have vague hallucinations and when you wake up you forget everything about it and a third of your life is wasted on it
God dammit Thorin