Anastasia was witty, vivacious, hopelessly stubborn, delightfully impertinent and in general a perfect enfant terrible…she undoubtedly held the record for punishable deeds in her family, for in naughtiness she was a true genius. 

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darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

codeinewarrior:

ryudouche:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

Marco is dead.

see like this doesnt even make sense? make your own post for your lil fandom crap dumbass

nugqets:

girl look how orange you fucking look girl

friesex:

"i’m not a feminist because i don’t hate men"

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bootybiscuit:

if you wanna be my lover you gotta reblog my text posts

aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

  • i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
  • and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
  • AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
  • WELL FUCK YOU 
  • MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
  • HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

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dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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tearbender:

but what if eren gets to his basement and it’s just 

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turian-chocolate:

Hannibal “the ultra-fluffy Cannibal” Lecter

turian-chocolate:

Hannibal “the ultra-fluffy Cannibal” Lecter

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