paulsgroovypalace:

sometimes i forget i have followers 

like

i post something

and people see it????

real people?????? in real???? places?????? who are you??????????????????????

hello yes i run blog

rapunzelie:

i had to hold a conversation with another person in my french class over what I did over the weekend and I tried to tell them I baked cupcakes but I didn’t know how to say cupcake in french so i ended up calling them gâteau jeune which is like…young cake

like baby cakes
cakes that have not yet grown to their full potential
it was embarassing for everyone involved but mostly me

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genevaface:

basedgosh:

sometimes i think im growing up a bit slow but then i remember that avril lavigne is almost 30

thanks. I needed that.

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“No girl wants to hear about your “other girls””
— (via psych-facts)
  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk

dexysmidnightruners:

listening to a cool new song like

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catholmes:

demet3r:

the-trench-coat-fandom:

captainsbooty:

captainsbooty:

captainsbooty:

what if we’re all characters in a book

WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING

guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough

and when you’ve had a sense that you’ve been through a certain day or moment before, it’s cuz the author is re-writing the same part of the story, just with better context

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Dude, my author fucking sucks. 

idinaelsa:

who wore it best?

“Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.”
— Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

tacoposey:

laurynsworld:

tacoposey:

on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras 

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jesus christ

did u think i was lying

a stick and poke mermaid

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